1. The Pentagon will certify the repeal of DADT today.
2. The Bengals really want to start another losing season.
3. Everything you don’t (want to) know about Tallahassee.
4. Ten things you do that women hate.
5. If—I don’t know why—you needed a reason not to swim in a NYC river, here you go.
6. We need less people.
8. No one has any idea what is happening with the NFL lockout.
9. The High Life Man, the Old Spice Guy, and something about masculinity.
10. Start your weekend off the right way: with bacon.