1. Make dessert with all of your leftovers.
2. But why eat your turkey when you can, um, be its parents?
3. The president still works on Thanksgiving.
4. These guys have a lot to be thankful for.
5. We should all be thankful we’re not Johnny Knoxville.
6. At least he was the first guy to get his lights up …
7. If you want to survive Black Friday, watch this.
8. If you want to succeed on Black Friday, read this.
9. You might want to hide your credit cards today.
10. Here’s your Black Friday soundtrack. Enjoy.



















“When I was in a men’s group in 1972, I distinctly remember feeling edgy when we would hug.”
“My son and daughter keep reminding me that things are changing.” The times they are a changin’ (comment and Marco Magnani video cover of Bob Dylan song.)