Towel Off With a Hairy Scrotum

Not only is this probably NSFW, it’s probably not for the squeamish. Appropriately listed as number four on AdFreak’s list of the “Freakiest Ads of 2010,” it’s an ad for True Clean Towel, a surprisingly smart product that addresses one of showering’s grubbiest questions.

From the website:

We all have the thought when we step out of the shower and grab for that old towel, I don’t know what body part I used to dry this with yesterday.

Even if that question’s never crossed your mind before, you’re sure as hell thinking about it now.


About Lu Fong

Lu Fong was a staff writer and blog editor for the Good Men Project in its formative years. As the requisite woman on staff, her hobbies included cleaning, cooking, knitting, fainting, and childbearing. Follow her on Twitter @lufong.


  1. I wouldn’t mind rubbing some testicles in my face! depends on whose they are though…

  2. I thought I was alone in this world.

    Me being the sanitary freak I am, I always designate one side of my towel for my head, the other side for the rest of me. I can tell which side is which by what side the tag is on. It’s not that I’m afraid of my body (coughcoughscrotum) but it’s just one of those little quirks that comes with being an obsessive-compulsive germophobe. Sue me.

  3. I’m not sure what this ad is supposed to mean but it is stupid in the extreme.

  4. Oh for goodness’ sake! You have just got out of the shower, therefore ALL of your body is (or should be!) perfectly squeaky clean. Also, usually nobody else uses your towel, so even if *shock horror* some skin cells from a NAUGHTY TEE HEE NAUGHTY BITS part of your body touch your face, it’s hardly the end of the world. Finally, this has been done before. Google “Arse face towel” to see.

    • Cooper Fleishman says:

      Yeah, when you get out of the shower, you’re the cleanest thing in the house. So why would you even wash your towels? =)

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