A Republican gubernatorial candidate from Colorado sees evil where the bikes are.
Are there bike paths in your city? Yeah? Well, that’s a pity.
You thought they were a good place to exercise. Parents could bring their kids and teach them to roller skate and ride a bike. Others could go for a jog or a walk. It all sounds like good, harmless, healthy fun.
Except it’s not. It’s actually kind of evil. Bike paths are the first step in the United Nation’s plan for world domination. You didn’t know that? Everyone knows that.
Luke Johnson at The Colorado Independent reports that Dan Maes, a Republican gubernatorial candidate from Colorado, has caught the U.N. red-handed. Maes believes that Denver’s bike paths are part of the global organization’s plans to systematize the world’s major cities.
In an unbelievable coincidence, the mayor of Denver just happens to be Democrat John Hickenlooper, Maes’ primary opponent in the upcoming election.
“This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed,” Maes said. “This is bigger than it looks like on the surface, and it could threaten our personal freedoms.”
He’s talking about Denver’s conniving B-Cycle program, which encourages residents to rent bicycles from stations all around the city, instead of driving a car.
Promoting exercise and reducing exhaust emissions? Now that’s just awful.
According to Maes, it’s all because Denver signed on to a United Nations treaty, the International Council for Local Environmental Initiatives, back in 1992. It includes 1,200 cities, including New York, Boston, Barcelona, and London.
“At first, I thought, ‘Gosh, public transportation, what’s wrong with that, and what’s wrong with people parking their cars and riding their bikes?’” Maes said. “‘And what’s wrong with incentives for green cars?’ But if you do your homework and research, you realize ICLEI is part of a greater strategy to rein in American cities under a United Nations treaty.”
Now why can’t we have more people with such vision and creative thinking in this country? Oh wait, we already do.
—Ryan O’Hanlon
That’s what I loved about Colorado, the numerous bike paths. I used to ride every day until my horrible bike accident.