1. No one likes the 9/11 anniversary plans.
2. A discussion on interracial dating.
3. Donate sperm! Oh, and support our team!
4. Can you put your cat on a leash?
5. Global warming could lead to an alien invasion.
6. Yay, puberty for everyone!
7. Conan has a problem with women.
8. Fred Flintstone would be proud.
9. What happens when you get Lasik on Groupon?
10. Stocks are down, again. But hey, it’s Friday!