1. Football according to Goofy.
2. “Oohhh say can you … line?”
3. How to give your boys “the talk” (about Ben Roethlisberger).
4. And thus spake the Twitter oracles on thine Super Bowl ads.
5. Super Bowl science!
6. Angry ex-girlfriend exacts revenge by Internet meme.
7. Excuses you make to keep your favorite shirt.
8. Oh, God, make it stop, make it stop!
9. Unleash the power of the nap.
10. A gorgeous reminder of how amazing (and terrifying) Earth is.