1. Stephen Colbert sings “Friday.”
2. Hillary Clinton is the most popular person in the White House.
3. Hands-free faucets are a scam.
4. Seif Gaddafi is a terrible son and horrible leader.
5. Don’t click if you fly Southwest.
6. The most exciting golfer in the world.
7. The least exciting announcement of the year.
8. Why wouldn’t you want a statue of Michael Jackson outside your stadium?
9. Radioactive water leaks in Japan.
10. Welcome to the evil world of summer internships.