1. Anthony Robles is awesome.
2. Girly men take risks.
3. We could never, ever feel your pain.
4. Welcome back, Charlie.
5. Teddy Roosevelt > 50 Cent.
6. Hm, maybe I won’t be moving to Brooklyn.
7. Nearly 40 percent of Americans aren’t really Americans.
8. A sumo wrestler runs a marathon.
9. Burger King doesn’t want to be weird.
10. This guy is in everything.
—Photo AP/Dave Weaver