1. What did the president actually say last night?
2. Hate will make us friends.
3. Breakups are painful. No, really.
4. Michael J. Fox or Teen Wolf?
5. The cold-blooded business of The New York Times.
6. Does no one see the dog eating my shoulder?
7. Do you need a break from the Internet?
8. Get yourself a real fake girlfriend.
9. Real clever, Canseco.
10. Sure, but can he even ride a bike?