1. Opening Day!
2. The art of the straight shave.
3. Talk to your friends about money.
4. Preview The Hangover 2.
5. Alcohol use predicts your G.P.A.
6. A chicken gives itself a sex change.
7. Every pop song is the same.
8. Wake me when I can have bacon-flavored thoughts.
9. Prince William won’t wear a wedding band.
10. Do not copy this April Fools prank.
—Photo AP/Mark J. Terrill