1. Politicians could become avatars.
2. LOLing makes kids sound smarter.
3. Dictators are terrible authors.
4. Actors never say goodbye.
5. Does he have a copyright on the wave, too?
6. Stephen Colbert defends Planned Parenthood.
7. If you watch porn in the Indonesian Parliament, you will get caught.
8. What’s happening with Gabby Giffords?
9. If Trump doesn’t become president, he’s got a future in editing.
10. United is America’s meanest airline.