1. Geoffrey Mutai set a world record that’s not a world record.
2. We should be polygamous.
3. How do we break bad news?
4. The 2011 Pulitzer winners.
5. Holy Thursday happened on Wednesday.
6. Guy Fieri cooks for Passover.
7. Fidel Castro retires.
8. Wiffle ball is too dangerous for your kids.
9. The Royal Wedding is too boring.
10. Why wouldn’t a professional athlete steal $60 worth of T-shirts?
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