1. Trying to understand the London riots.

2. The stock market is so stressful!

3. Facebook is like middle school for your middle schooler.

4. The last fun thing about baseball.

5. A 61-year-old only swam for 29 straight hours.

6. The credit downgrade is the least of our problems.

7. Real Madrid signs a seven-year-old, already making him a better athlete than you.

8. More gender equality means more sex.

9. The women of the 1600s were tougher than you.

10. Don’t feel bad for the wives of dictators.

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