1. Kill a snowman, and you get what you deserve.
2. Hugh Jackman was injured during an episode of Oprah.
3. “LeBron James is already an all-time NBA Champion of Friendship.”
4. This will go great with that 1,500-year-old Cobb salad I’ve been holding on to.
5. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are the new David Bowie and Bing Crosby.
6. Should Jews own Christmas trees?
7. Santa Claus drinks 22 million gallons of milk on Christmas Eve.
8. Silvio isn’t going anywhere.
9. Check off every box and send this to your parents.
10. The year in movies in six minutes.