1. I mean, how can you hate Muslims and not love Walmart.
2. Your brain on marriage.
3. Five new techniques to tie to tie. Warning: these are only meant for the awesome.
4. If he were alive today, Jesus wouldn’t go to church.
5. Let’s all become astronauts.
6. But then how will they sext their interns?
7. This brings whole new meaning to a smashed car.
8. Wanna know how big the Internet is?
9. Interracial couples explained.
10. Please, God, no.