I tried to imagine a scenario in which my wife would be cool with me fondling her breasts in public, and I think I’ve got one: If I paid her $1 million and agreed to a no-fault divorce.
This issue came to mind after seeing the video above, which was taken recently at a soccer match. Note: It’s NSFW, but apparently it’s safe for the soccer pitch.
Seriously, this might be one of the strangest videos I’ve seen in a while. This is taking place in the stands at a public sporting event. This guy is apparently so turned on by the presence of his lady—and maybe by the success of his team—that he decides to drape an arm around his lady’s neck, plunge his hand down the front of her shirt, and fondle her breast. And not for a split second, either. He. Is. In. There. And the strangest thing? She acts like it’s totally normal!
No less an authority than Kathie Lee Gifford weighed in on this and other instances of boob fondling. Believe it or not, some people would consider this a trend.
So according to Kathie’s rules, the guy at the soccer match is totally in the clear because his woman was all right with it. OK, good to know the rules on these things—even though it won’t affect my chances of pulling off something similar with my wife. Really, I’m OK with that, because frankly that whole thing about groping in public is kind of creepy to me.