When Is It Appropriate to Fondle a Woman’s Breasts in Public? [Video]

I tried to imagine a scenario in which my wife would be cool with me fondling her breasts in public, and I think I’ve got one: If I paid her $1 million and agreed to a no-fault divorce.

This issue came to mind after seeing the video above, which was taken recently at a soccer match. Note: It’s NSFW, but apparently it’s safe for the soccer pitch.

Seriously, this might be one of the strangest videos I’ve seen in a while. This is taking place in the stands at a public sporting event. This guy is apparently so turned on by the presence of his lady—and maybe by the success of his team—that he decides to drape an arm around his lady’s neck, plunge his hand down the front of her shirt, and fondle her breast. And not for a split second, either. He. Is. In. There. And the strangest thing? She acts like it’s totally normal!

No less an authority than Kathie Lee Gifford weighed in on this and other instances of boob fondling. Believe it or not, some people would consider this a trend.

So according to Kathie’s rules, the guy at the soccer match is totally in the clear because his woman was all right with it. OK, good to know the rules on these things—even though it won’t affect my chances of pulling off something similar with my wife. Really, I’m OK with that, because frankly that whole thing about groping in public is kind of creepy to me.

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Comments

  1. I would presume that its not okay unless they just have that level of understanding between them. By the looks of things they know each other and she’s okay with it so I’m in the “nothing to see here. move along.” category. But of course there are plenty of women who would not be okay with it and plenty of men who would not be okay with it (I have to admit that even if the woman I was with was okay with it I still woudn’t do it). Fine by me as well.

  2. She doesn’t even blink an eye during the whole thing.

    I wonder how long this guy’s mom breast fed him. It’s almost like he’s just hanging out down there like someone would hold a beloved teddy bear, like it’s a comfort thing. It didn’t seem necessarily sexual but it’s still wacky.

    • You are right, it really looks wacky. From both of them. I mean he just goes to work as if it is the most normal thing to do in such a situation. And she doesn’t even blink. Wicked.

  3. @srfuller says:

    So Long as it’s not a child’s birthday party who cares? After med school, 2 kids, and a career I’m glad my wife and I still love and desire eachother enough that we sneak the irresistible grope in on eachother. We were actually talking about it last weekend. While out at the Festival of smoke here in KC we saw very fee couples, and even less loving on eachother. Tonight I will take her out to dinner and watch other couples hate eachother in silence. After that we will go to the ballet. The best part? Sitting next to her knowing that if I want I cam reach out and touch my beautiful sexy wife if I want to and it will make her feel attractive and loved.

  4. Henry Vandenburgh says:

    Right, but that’s not the part I’d be fondling.

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