If your Valentine’s Day wasn’t one to remember, just be happy you weren’t this guy.
Also: remember that it’s probably not the best idea to propose to a woman at a food court, in front of a Cinnabon stand, with a hired guitarist to help you sing a Neil Diamond song in front of an audience of random mall-goers. That is, unless you want to end up in a disgraced online video. Then, by all means …