Words used in this campaign:
- Man gland
- Brofiles in courage
- Brolectrolytes
- Menergy
Things that make you less of a man:
- Shakespeare
- Swan boat rides
- Yoga
- Salad
- Ironing
- Caring about and prioritizing your family
- Caring about women in any way whatsoever
This is Ozy’s unhappy face. Why do you people hate SALAD so much?























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The spice must flow.
Ok that’s just funny, if only because I’m watching the Sci-Fi mini-series as I read that.
Half way through the 5th book now, I can tell you that you weren’t the only one who thought that.
Ozy, there is so much love for salad. Don’t let the haters get you down. Just look at this:
http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad/
And what about teh menz? They like fruit salad:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/men-laughing-alone-with-fruit-salad
Looking at those pics made me insanely hungry O,__,O
Does anyone else have a feeling this kind of crap might be part of the reason boys are currently not doing as well in school as girls? Shakespeare, in Britain anyway, is probably the first introduction school kids have to great literature. If literature, is unmanly, and as we can also see in the list, caring about things (even things that are really, really worth caring about, like people) is also unmanly, then how are boys supposed to care enough about academic subjects to succeed in them?
I hate salad because it’s taking up valuable space on my plate that could be occupied by steak.
Ozy, you’re awesome, but everybody knows that you don’t win friends with salad.