Moderation Note: Discussion of Trayvon Martin brings all the racist fuckwits out of the ether. Do not feed the trolls. Just ignore any racist comments and I’ll be by in a bit to delete them; if you don’t ignore them I’ll feel obligated to leave them up so everyone can know what you’re responding to. Also, TW for discussion of George Zimmerman being a rapist fuckwit.
Fuck that racist, murdering cockfaced piece of motherfucking shit passing itself off as a human being.
…Sorry, I’ll try to be a bit more polite for the rest of this article, but I just had to get that out. Fuck George Zimmerman, that murderering asshole. I hope he realizes exactly what he’s done and it eats him up for the rest of his life. (Okay, I’ll stop being angry now.)
Apparently, Sean Hannity interviewed Zimmerman! I never expected Hannity to be the least awful person on the Hannity show.
It’s the pile of disingenuous shite one would expect, of course. Apparently it was God’s plan that Trayvon would die! I don’t believe in God, but it’s my opinion that any deity whose plans hinge on the coldblooded murder of a black boy carrying Skittles and ice tea is not worthy of worship. Zimmerman also disapproves of the way people have rushed to judgment. “Why are people assuming I murdered a black boy because of my racist sexism,” he says, “just because I am a racist and sexist who murdered a black boy! Injustice!”
We also get to learn exciting details about the crime. Trayvon was doing suspicious things like standing in the rain and not making an effort to get out of it, and being in someone’s yard instead of on the sidewalk. I assume my white, passes-for-female ass will be arrested for walking in the rain ANY DAY NOW. I mean, the other option would be that he’s a racist and a sexist, and that is obviously untrue. He is against all people standing in the rain in people’s yards! Know, all you people, that standing in the rain in people’s yards is a death penalty crime now!
Furthermore, when Zimmerman approached him, Trayvon just started attacking him! Out of nowhere! You know how those black men do. They’re just wild beasts running about attacking innocent Hispanic dudes. This literally happens all the time. Zimmerman wouldn’t lie to you!
Finally, we’ve discovered that Zimmerman is, in addition to his many fine sterling qualities, a rapist. (Or, at least, he didn’t deny molesting a woman against her will from age 6 through 16.) He has said that it says something that one of the people who has accused him of being a racist also accused him of molesting her! Yes, it says you are a rapist and also a racist! Also, you totally got arrested for DV once! There is lots of evidence here that he doesn’t respect people’s consent and is prone to solving problems with violence, is my point. Zimmerman: not a very nice fellow! Also a racist!