They could call it God Blessed the Queen…
Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit about the Royal Wedding? I know very few things about the Royal Family, but here is what I do know (from the groom’s perspective).
Your dad is a big-eared moron.
Your grandmother is a dinosaur.
Your grandfather has to be a pussy.
Your uncle is a moron, but in a different way than your father.
Your aunt got fat, but slimmed down nicely.
Your mother was the only sane one of the bunch.
What insight, huh? I had zero interest in watching this, but I will admit I did enjoy the occasional update via Twitter or the TV. I learned some things. For example… Kate’s sister is hot. I didn’t know that before. Not that it would make me give a rats ass about the wedding, but it’s good info to have tucked away for later.
I think the two boys, William and Harry, will turn out better than their dad did, but they would have been better off with their mom still around. After Diana died I’m not sure how it was for everyone. Did dad fly in to their boarding school monthly with his Dumbo ears? Was her death something they all talked about or was it something to be kept quiet?
This whole Royal Wedding thing is like a franchise. It’s a freakin license to print money. Does anyone know if the Royal Sealing of the Deal is going to be available for download? If so, I may be up for that.
Speaking of royal porn…Do you think Kate would ever take it off for Playboy? If the old lady dies off sometime soon, maybe they could coordinate the pictorial with the coronation. They could call it God Blessed the Queen or something like that.
Now is as good a time as any to set the line for the Royal Divorce. The clock will only stop on the filing of divorce papers, not rumor that the couple will be splitting. My gut was to set the line at 11 and take the under. Someone told me she thinks they can squeeze 15 out of it, so I’m going to compromise and set the line at 13 years. I will again take the under. I think they’ll be done in 10 or 11.
What do you think? Am I a moron for making fun of these people? Is there something worthwhile to take from this shindig? Tell me. Enlighten me. Also, feel free to send your picks for their divorce. I think 13 years is a generous estimate. I really do.
I could go totally off on this whole subject. And the British think us Westerners are the idiots. The idea of royalty in the 21st century is ludicrous. What purpose do any of them serve, honestly? I think the thing is a total joke! I hope the tax payers enjoyed the multimillion dollar wedding they just threw for a couple who arguable wouldn’t walk across the street to pour a glass of water on any one of them if they were on fire.
Suckers.
His mom raised him to choose love.
I was 9 and wanted to be a princess when she got married.
I’m proud they did it their way. Eventually, his dad did too.
You’re not a douche, but just not the appropriate audience for this historical event.
You’re a douche for posting a pic without proper notes 🙂
Nope, you’re not the only one who didn’t care, and you’re no moron. That said, I am VERY into the royals, (Call me a weirdo, whatever) and have been since I was a kid. I live-blogged the wedding. 🙂
I do not think they will divorce. And yes, I’m typing that with a straight face. 🙂
No to be a pain or anything, but the picture is of Kate in her dress for the reception, not of Pippa…
This is Pippa at the wedding.
Holy shit. You’re right. I feel like a huge douche…