Random crazy shit I found on Buffalo Craigslist:
Hey We’re Looking 2 turn the Tables! – w4m – 3334 (erie pa)
Date: 2010-08-25, 6:38PM EDT
- Location: erie pa
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1919202946
Uh….No thanks!
Childrens Party Hostess (WNY Area)
Date: 2010-08-25, 5:08PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
- Location: WNY Area
- Compensation: $9.00 hr.
- This is a part-time job.
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1919038934
Is it just me or does this one scream “pedophiles please apply?”
Like Opening Football Boxes..But Only Want The Bills? – $37 (IA)
Date: 2010-08-25, 7:20PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
We are going to be opening 13 total boxes of ALL new prducts
1) 2009 Upper Deck Heroes Football Hobby Box – Look to pull (2) ON-CARD autographed cards in every box (on average), plus look for two foil numbered memorabilia cards in every box.
1) 2009 Upper Deck Ultimate collection Football Hobby Box – Look to pull (1) Game-Used Memorabilia or Autographed card per box (on average)! Every Jersey cards has at least (6) swatches, is oversized, or autographed!
1) 2009 Upper Deck Draft Edition Football Hobby Box – Five autographed cards per box on average! Look for key rookies and a ton of inserts!
1) 2009 Upper Deck Philadelphia Football 24-Pack Box – Find (1) Game-Used Memorabilia Card per box on average! Also a ton fo rookies and inserts!
1) 2009 Upper Deck SP Football 24-Pack Box – Find (1) Autograph Card per box!! Also a ton of rookies and autos!
4) 2009 Upper Deck SP Signature Edition Football 10-Pack Box – Look for (1) Autographed or Game-Used Memorabilia Card per box on average!!
1) 2009 Upper Deck SP Authentic Football Hobby Box – Look to pull (3) Game-Used Memorabilia or Autographed cards per box (on average)!
1) 2008 Upper Deck Draft Edition Retail – Look to pull 1 rookie autograph and a ton of rookies. also look for random serial # cards.
1) 2008 Upper Deck 1st Edition Football 36-Pack Box Get one foil Starquest insert card in EVERY pack! TONS of rookies!
1)2006 Topps Football Hobby Box – Look for at least TWO rookie cards per pack!!! Find (3) Special Edition Rookie Cards and (4) Parallel Cards per box on average!! Look for randomly inserted Autographs and Relic Cards!!
How it will work is you will pick 1 team and purchase that 1 team. You will than be givin 1 random team once ALL 16 spots have been filled. How this will work is
This break will be done live on blogtv.com so everyone is able to watch me open the product. The cards will be on camera the whole time. I will send a mass email to everyone who is interested in taking part of the break to give them the details of when the boxes are ordered, when they arrive and the time we will be breaking these.
Everyone will be asked if they want thier base. If you do that is great and if you do not that is ok too.
Shipping is included in the price of the break. This includes bubble mailer, supplies, top loaders, penny sleeves and the shipping itself.
If we pull a card that features more than 1 team on that card we will go to random.com and put in all the teams on the card. We will than push random 3 times and whoever is on top at the end of the 3 will be awarded the card.
If we pull a card that the player is featured in a college uniform we will give the card to whoever is listed on the card or whoever that player played for first.
If we pull a card that the player is in one uniform but the card says a diffrent team the card will be givin to who is listed on the card. For example Brandon Marshall is now a Dolphin so if we pulled a card of him in a Broncos uniform and it states Dolphins on the card. It will go to the Dolphins.
I ask that you pay in the form of Pay-Pal. This way you and I are both safe.
This is going to be a lot of fun and there is only 14 spots left already! Once we got all 16 teams filled we are going to get the boxes ordered.
- Location: IA
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1919275118
This one just screams “loser!” And “we put way too much thought into this.” And “big fuckin loser!!!”
Man, I posted that first one in the wrong city, gotta go fix that. It’s nice that they found a replacement for me a the party place though. Wait, I was only getting paid $7 and found…
Sorry, that last one is too lame to make a joke about. Somebody needs a life…