Way to do your school proud, bro. Go Ducks.
I’m gonna cut straight to the heart of the matter. University of Oregon cornerback Cliff Harris is one ignorant son of a bitch. This Duck is fucked. [Did ya like what I did there? He’s a U of O Duck. And he’s fucked. For real.]
Basically, these are the three paragraphs that were the difference in picking this week’s winner. Any one of the three makes him a winner, but dude hit the trifecta and he goes straight to the back of the class.
Oregon cornerback Cliff Harris was suspended Monday after he was pulled over for several infractions, including driving on a suspended license and driving without insurance.
Then we find out why he got pulled over.
Eugene police said that Harris was stopped on a city street Monday afternoon after an officer noted he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, for which he was also cited.
Buckle up bro. It’s the law. Rewind a few months.
Harris, an All-American who broke up 23 passes and averaged 18.8 yards per punt return last season, was also ticketed in June by Oregon State Police for driving 118 mph on Interstate 5 on a suspended license.
What a moron, huh? 118 M.P.H. on I-5 on a suspended license, then he does it again. This guy should probably be selective who he breeds with. If Cliff has the game people say he does, then he can hire himself a driver when he gets to the NFL. Until then maybe he can hit up a booster for a chauffeur. Or a bus pass. One things for sure; this dude brings down the team I.Q. Bigtime. Way to do your school proud, bro. Go Ducks.
P.S. I’m looking for your nominations, so please use the “Contact J.R.” link at the top to send me your candidates. They don’t have to be famous. It can be your Baby Daddy, your boss or that jackwad that can never make your skinny mocha-frappicino-latte thing properly.
Rest assured, he’s go in the first round the first chance he get, get a huge signing bonus then blow it all on strippers while driving down I-5 at 118 mph in his new Lambo.
No doubt, Papa. And when he does, the agent will spin it by saying that he was racing to an orphanage because he heard the children were hungry and the police stopped him from him humanitarian mission.
I agree with your Douche winner. So many college atheletes walk around with an air of entitlement and feel above the law. Crazy stuff!