Many thanks to those that sent in nominations for our Douche of the Week feature. There were several great nominations. but in the end, this one (to me) clearly stood out above the rest.
After the winning story, I’m posting some of the other nominees. Don’t forget to send in your nominations for next week. To be considered for next week, I need your story by midnight Monday. The nominees can either be public figures, people you personally know or the ass who did something something shitty in your daily life.
And the winner loser is:
An unmarried female has been repeatedly contacted on Twitter by this married guy. Almost immediately upon contacting her he sent a picture of his less-than-ample junk. She never asked for it. But she got it. The first day.
He went on to explain that his wife is the only woman he has ever been with sexually and that he wanted to be with someone else and he was hoping she would be that someone. She politely told him she wasn’t interested in that, but they could continue a friendly banter.
This continued for a few days and he occasionally asked if she was interested in “getting to know him better”. He also repeatedly asked her for naked pics. She declined to send him any.
They actually live near each other and she always politely deflected him. On Monday (Presidents Day) she was a her local Target and he mentioned he was in the area and asked if he could come by, to say hi. They had never met in person. She said fine.
It was the most awkward meeting with a guy she has ever had. First off, his picture was five years old. He was tongue tied, but somehow managed to tell her his wife and kids were away from the house and did she want to go “hang out” with him. She declined.
The next morning she received an e-mail apologizing for his behavior and explaining that he realized what he was doing was wrong, that he was done cheating and he was going to stay devoted to his wife. A short time later she received another e-mail saying he thought it was a good picture of his tool, but he accidentally deleted it and wanted to know if she could forward it to him.
Dude changed his tune and said he’s not done “sharing” with other women. She ignored his e-mail and has received multiple e-mails from him asking for the picture back. When she didn’t send it back, he asked if she was still busy admiring it. Without using the exact words, he pretty much said, “I’m done playing with you, but send me the pic so I can play elsewhere.”
Because of the fact he was looking to cheat in the first place and because he said he was done cheating and obviously isn’t, this dude is my Douche of the Week.
Other nominees:
My boss keeps referring to women who do my equivalent job at other office locations “the girls” or “office girls”. If he ever spent time in large offices I’ve worked in, some of those “office girls” would have security throw him out if they ever heard that talk.
Nir Rosen. Anyone who can make a joke about a woman being gang raped isn’t only a Douche, he is a fucking LOSER!!!! This person is a disgrace. I could go on and on, but I’ll shut up.
Charlie Sheen. I mean seriously, he can “handle crack socially.” He is a selfish, idiotic spoiled rotten brat. Plus, the guy has kids…poor kids.
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Thanks to those who sent in nominees. Please continue to send them to me via either commenting or clicking “Contact JR” at the top of the page. Stay tuned, because I have a HUGE announcement about the blog coming in a few good days. I’ll give you a hint: It’s some pretty cool shit!
J.R.
I can understand if she was into it…but to continue to harass after she showed NO interest at all? Total douche. I won’t even comment on him asking for the pic back. WTF?!
Ok seriously. How the fuck did I miss this new feature?! I fucking suck (mhmm Im good at it too)
I fucking LOVE this new feature–well done!
A definite douche!!
What was that woman THINKING? Um HELLOOO
I agree…double douche. I don’t understand sending penis pictures…does this really work for anyone? I am pretty open-minded, but a penis picture from someone I haven’t met yet would not entice me to want to meet up.
What a douche! lol
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Thanks Dean! I will go check it out this afternoon. Keep checking back because I have good stuff coming soon
No one but my wife should have to see my junk.
Yes he’s a complete tool and needs to be castrated immediately…but I do have to ask this most obvious of questions. Since he had already showed his douchiness (literally and figuratively) why in all that’s holy would she agree to meet this looser?
I can’t believe she agreed to meet with him after the penis photo! That would have totally freaked me out. Regardless, dude is a total douche. Good choice!
My understanding is that penis photos are kind of standard on Twitter. I’m not sure. No one has sent me any. Thank God.
I’m with the rest of the ladies. “Politely declined???” Agreed to meet him at Target??? Continue to exchange banter???? No wonder he kept after her . . . if she was disgusted or not interested . . . IGNORE and send to HIS WIFE. Sounds like double douche to me!
I agree with the above posters, that what’s up with her, to even be conversing with a married man, and even more agreeing to meet him. That was a double douche weiner!!! -oops Winner. HA!~
Agreed with the others- either that story is total BS, or she is the biggest dumbass for acknowledging him to begin with. Also agree with Pam- much more interesting if its celebrity or a random sighting.
SHE AGREED TO MEET HIM????
What the fuck?
I’m sorry but he sounds more like a dickhead and she’s a dumbass for even acknowledging his emails!
Wowza! That is an incredibly pathetic story — this dude seriously needs to get a hobby that doesn’t involve his penis. Sheesh!
the sad part is that I wish our Douche of the Week was a random event. Alas, it is not! I have at least a dozen similar stories. Why do some men think we want to see a picture of their junk before we even meet them?? Brett Favre was not an isolated incident…
Wow, remarkable candidates! All douche bags for sure!! Can’t wait to submit my candidate for next week!!
Uhm, yes, he is a total douche bag!! This is something you see/hear on Jerry Springer!!
PS Yes that guy is a total douche bag.
What a jackass
were you also doing one on people who needed to confess?
Just wondering