Dear Hollywood Face Police: Knock This Sh*t Off

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What Larry Womack doesn’t understand is why people would think it is okay to air negative opinions about someone’s face in a public forum.

How To Use the Bad Rep of Today’s Man To Find Happiness

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While pop culture makes men look like clueless, overweight losers, Howard Falco explains how to defy such low expectations and find personal happiness and love in the process

The Unintended Consequences Are The Ones You Never See Coming

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We do our best to make good decisions, but we can’t know everything they’ll lead to.

Handsome Men with Unattractive Women (A Combination the Media Will Never Show You)

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Why is it funny when a beautiful woman kisses an unattractive man?

Will You Still Like Me If Your Pet and Baby Don’t?

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Rodney Uhler questions his capacity for compassion.

This Town Needs a New Sheriff

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Jeff Cohen defies you to find him a comic figure in the movies today who you’d be proud to share with your young son.

That’s My Boy

Trigger warning for abuse and rape.  Waaaaaay to welcome me back from the con, assholes. [Transcript: Suck suck suck horror suck horror suck suck oh God is there a single JOKE in this trailer strippers drunkenness abusive parenting suck horror suck. Title card: Adam Sandler's That's My Boy.] Adam Sandler has perpetrated his latest abomination […]

Adam Sandler and Rape Culture

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Eirik Rogers chastises Adam Sandler for glorifying and making light of statutory rape in his new film That’s My Boy.

Class Acts: Hollywood’s Actors Who Went to College

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Find out where your favorite A-lister went to get their smarts

Childbirth, C-Sections and the Violence of Creation

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Christian Piatt talks about witnessing the birth of his son, and how while it’s miraculous, it’s also violent.

Anger Management: Guys, Get Mad & Get Laid

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Jamie Reidy reacts to surprising news regarding what women want.

Ferrell, Wahlberg, and Baldwin Could Create Greatest Football Comedy Ever

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The project is tentatively titled “Three Mississippi,” and it seems fated for classic, quotable status.