One Foot Out the Door

Jackson Bliss answers his first letter for the Verbose Love Junkie Column

I’m in Love With a Married Redneck

A man asks Eli and Josie for help in keeping the attention of his married girlfriend.

Twenty Years Down the (Shower) Drain?

A man is frustrated with being left out of his wife’s vocal self-pleasuring, and asks Eli and Josie if she might be cheating on him.

My Girlfriend Thinks I Tried To Hurt Her

A man wonders how play-fighting with his girlfriend could have turned out so bad.