Who’s Your Scrooge?

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There probably hasn’t been a year where a new variation of A CHRISTMAS CAROL hasn’t been produced–whether it’s a movie, a TV special, a very special episode, a cartoon or something else entirely.

What’s Your Pick For the Most Essential Holiday Album?

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What’s the one holiday album that you could listen to anytime of the year? The one that you think is as important as any other album its creator has ever released?

Why You’re Missing Out If You Refuse To Dine Out Alone

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You may think it’s strange, but there’s a joy to dining solo that I haven’t been able to recreate anywhere else.

Who’s Your Favourite Singer Who Can’t Sing?

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One of my weirdo hobbies is to try and imitate some of my favourite non-singing singers singing covers they are unlikely to ever perform.

What Do You Do When a Friendship Ends?

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To deal with these emotions I think about all the things I have not lost. The friends who remain.

How Do You Handle Tension and Anger Online?

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Thanks to the Internet we can read the temperature in the cultural room far more easily than ever before

What Childhood Fantasy Are You Glad Never Came True?

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I say this because my dominant dream from my youth was pretty frickin’ dark and involved all of you no longer existing.

What Would You Do If You Were Andrew McCarthy in MANNEQUIN?

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Would the love you experience be enough for you to put up with the rest of the world thinking you’re crazy? Or would you have to give up your fantasy for something people can actually believe?

The First Date Deal Breaker Files Part Nine: Winter Wonderland

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There in the corner is an enormous elaborately decorated Christmas tree sitting beside an equally elaborate nativity scene constructed using department store mannequins.

What Would You Be the God Of?

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You can totally be the God of Air Conditioning or the God of Easy Listening Music if that’s what you’re into.

Have You Ever Trolled? I Have.

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It’s a weird sensation finding out that anonymous strangers don’t like you.

What Has Been Your Worst Experience With the Law?

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It’s pretty easy to understand why so many people are very, very, very upset right now. Tell us about your worst experiences with the law. Let’s make this personal.

When Does a Band Cease to Be a Band?

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At what point does a musical group become a cover band version of itself?

Robot or Zombie Pets–YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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The choice comes to house-friendly robots that seem more like toys than animals and smelly, living dead zombie pets that love you almost as much as they love eating live rats.

How Would You React If an Ex-Lover Became Famous and Released a Song About You?

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And what’s your favourite song about lost love?

Would You Rather Learn or Work For a Lifetime?

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Would you rather pursue a lifetime of learning (that you will never be able to put to practical use) or spend the rest of your life doing the exact same job day after day?