All I Want For The Holidays This Year Is a Power Forward, a DH Who Can Hit, and An Offensive Line

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Alan Wolf and our readers share their sports holiday wish lists!

I Wuv You Wichard Sherman. You Too Marshawn Lynch. (And Also Doug Baldwin.)

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Alyssa Royse, on a bizarre love quadrangle, civil disobedience, and the bright witty stars of the Seattle Seahawks.

To The Mom Who Thinks Feminism is Hurting Her Boys: You’re Wrong

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Personally, I don’t give a damn about the label of feminism. It’s one that I rarely use myself. What I DO care deeply about is the perpetuation of gendered nonsense.

That Muscle Music Video

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Does this guy reinforce body stereotypes, or is his performance good old fun?

Happily Ever After… With Your Ex?

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Alyssa Royse, whose husband and ex-husband are good friends, explains how to continue caring for a partner that you’re no longer in love with.

Dads Aren’t Dumb, But Jokes About Dumb Dads Are.

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Alyssa Royse thinks it would be a smart idea to stop making so many jokes about how stupid dads are.

100 Words on Love: Testing Your Love Against Heartbreak

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Intensity of fighting and making up is the shadow by which you guess the size of the thing.

Stop Saying That You’re A Great Lover

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The title of “Great Lover” is one you earn, not one you claim for yourself. And it can take work. Very fun work.

My Gay Dad, My Queer Family, Happily Ever After

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The only hardships of growing up with a gay dad came from society, not from my wonderfully queer home.

Reddit, Answered It: Long Distance Love Drama

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Sometimes, you have to let go of a relationship that isn’t working in order to make a life that does.

Mustache-A-Day: Alyssa Royse

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Alyssa Royse loves a good ‘stache, creative gender expression, and the prostated population.

A Month of Thankfulness: My Dysfunctional and Broken Life

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Alyssa Royse is thankful for a dysfunctional childhood and an adulthood filled with crisis, because it made her who she is.

Birds, Bees & Chicken Seeds

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Time for the sex talk? Take a minute and learn from Alyssa Royse’s mistakes.

F*#k The Tatas, Save The Woman

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Alyssa Royse thanks you for loving breasts, but when it comes to breast cancer, she wants the attention where it’s really needed.

The 10 Absolute Truths Behind What Real Women Want

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What do Real Women want? Let us tell you.

Can Pornography Be Good for Your Relationship?

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Alyssa Royse offers a quick primer on porn as a sexual aid to spice up your relationship.