Hand over your man card

Balls belong between your legs, not in  a purse.   Some guys don’t deserve to carry their own Man Card.  We’ve become a society that is comfortable with letting women hang onto men’s balls.  Apparently it’s for “safe keeping”, but I don’t buy that shit. Often times these women carry the juevos around in their [...]

If I were Sterling Archer

…I would be a colossal dick.       If I were Sterling Archer, life would be off da hook.  I would travel the world, being a kick-ass spy and charming the ladies.  Chicks would want to be with me and dudes would want to be me.  Some dudes may even want to be with [...]