Where the F**k Do I Surrender?

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A family history of addiction and recovery.

Guestpost #82: Emily Schooley – Ten Things I’ve Learned From Being Arrested

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Emily Schooley wants you to know: if you find yourself in a domestic violence situation – don’t wait, don’t hesitate, don’t try and protect the other person. Report what’s happened to you IN DETAIL as soon as it happens.

How Not to Get Arrested

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Former Public Defender Aaron Thomas shares tips on how to stay out of jail.

Etan and Me: A Brotherhood of Pain

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For abuse survivor Rob Brown, the recent confession in the 1979 case of Etan Patz elicits a strong sense of brotherhood between one man who was allowed to grow up, and the boy who was not.

Trayvon’s Mother: “…Because a Heart Has No Color.”

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Sybrina Fulton: “I just want to speak from my heart to your heart. Because a heart has no color. It’s not black. It’s not white. It’s red. And I want to say thank you from my heart to your heart. Thank you.”

George Clooney Arrested in Sudan Protesting Genocide

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“Stop raping them and stop starving them,” he said. “That’s all that we ask.”

He Has A Gun

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Jeremy Adam Smith’s son asked, “Did they get the bad guys?” Turns out, that was a really difficult question to answer.

I don’t card them

Not that I’ve ever done that.  A friend told me.           Lawrence Taylor is a douche nozzle.  This revelation shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone who has followed his post-NFL career, but I felt like it needed to be said. In case you’ve been in seclusion the last couple days, [...]

The 10 at 10

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The Dalai Lama leaves politics, Rutgers gets screwed, and pirates invade Massachusetts.

68-Year-Old Idaho Man Hits 15-Year-Old Rule Breaker

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Too bad everyone else shut off their electronics and didn’t record it. Guess they didn’t want to test him.

Miss a Parent-Teacher Conference and Go to Jail

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Have you ever missed a parent-teacher conference? Well, a prosecutor in Detroit wants you to go to jail…sort of.

Man of the Day: Angry Dad-Cop From San Jose

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Okay, so this guy— a San Jose city cop who mock-arrested a 15-year old boy for having sex with his daughter—isn’t exactly good. Or bright. The cop reportedly told the boy, “a cop’s daughter is not somebody you mess around with,” as he applied hand cuffs. The boy’s father caught the “arrest” on video with [...]