Pro tip from a waiter: don’t enlist the staff in your wedding proposal. But if you do, do it right.
“I relate to the rage that comes from kids being little a**holes, but I don’t think physical discipline solves that. It just turns them into different a**holes.”
Dude asked Tucker if he was “going out to party tonight?” Tucker looked at him and said, “Not sure. But if I am, it’s going to be with chicks and not with you.” *The original intent for this was to write a bit about Tucker Max, then go into my interview with him. The reality […]