Bacon Flavored Lube Could Change Your Sex Life!


Maybe you need some new flavor in the bedroom, or a little more sizzle? Something to get your love life smokin’?

Stivers Cartoons: I Believe In Science


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5 Reasons Bacon Needs an Intervention


Bacon’s been behaving badly. Jarad Dewing’s here to intervene.

To Dream, Perchance to Sleep

portrait-by lilaclion-flickr

Jackie Summers has a rousing middle-of-the-night romp that turns into his arch-enemy: Insomnia.

9 Things You Never Thought They’d Do With Bacon

Bacon Infused Bourbon on the Rocks

Got bacon? And more bacon? And a little more bacon? Here are 9 unexpected things to do with your…bacon.

The Makeup of a Man


Jarad Dewing wears makeup sometimes. He doesn’t feel any less manly, so why is it such a big deal to others?

How We Say Sex


Are we portraying good sex with bad imagery?

15 Great Foods For Tailgating and Watching Sports


Games go better with good food.

Microwave Oven Cooked Bacon


If you didn’t know you could microwave bacon, your life is about to get a whole lot better. Cook bacon easily with Bruce Tretter’s picture book directions.

The Masculinization of Femme Stuff

(Hat tip to dreamwaffles.) Autostraddle and Ms. Blog have the news about an interesting new advertising sins and the latest mutation of femmephobia. I mean, kind of news. It’s from, erm, two months ago. Ozy is known for many things, but zir punctuality is evidently not one of them. If you click the friendly Ms. Blog […]

The 10 at 10


DADT gets officially repealed, the NFL lockout goes crazy, and the earth needs less people.

The 10 at 10

income tax

Bacon could win you an iPad, gas is cheaper in Mexico, and a cake will tell you your baby’s gender.

The 10 at 10

Masters Golf

The Masters begins, Lebron love soccer, and scientists discover the first gay caveman.

The 10 at 10

Giants Dodgers Baseball

A chicken gives itself a sex change, all pop songs are the same, and Prince William won’t wear a wedding band.

Tuna helper and other white trash food

If you wash it down with cigarettes and generic vodka, it’s white trash food.           I have great friends.  I tend to get some great inspiration from The Muse, but from time to time, my inspiration comes from elsewhere.  Like this post. My friend Liz inspired this post with her stories […]

Pizza boobs

Seriously? My boobs get me sex, but that’s about it. Kris Last night I was sitting on my couch eating bacon wrapped hot dogs, jalapeno potato chips and drinking Molson Canadian.  It wasn’t a healthy meal, but it was a tasty meal.  About halfway through dinner I received a message from my friend, The Muse. […]