Burt Reynolds did not feel secure in his manhood without confirmation from his father. Are you still waiting for yours?
Stuffed animals love being in parades. Many stuffed animals are named after the type of animal that they are. For instance: “bear” “owl” “big mouse” “fluffy bunny”. Other animals are named “Mr. Soldier” or “Sally”. The parades we held always had a trio of bad guys trying to stop the parades from happening. Those bad [...]