Dear John: Dad’s Dating Reports Are TMI

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This week Dear John addresses dating details, a hideous fence, and an awkward toupee.

Trim: From Bald Man to Mountain Man in 38 seconds

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All hair belongs to Tom Offer-Westort.

The Cure for Baldness Is Almost Here

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Unfortunately, it’s coming too late to benefit Jonathan Lesser, who is one of what might be the last generation of bald men.

Abraham Link-oln

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Here are the best links of the week, sponsored by Honest Abe.