Believe it or not, there IS a secret to life. And it involves balls.
Life can make it hard to see a future beyond what you have. Sometimes you just need a squeegee.
Alexander Miller vividly remembers the day he lost his testicle and the lesson it taught him about life.
If we’re going to assign virtues to random body parts, can’t we come up with some more inclusive options?
No time to play with your dog? No problem, just use this clever contraption instead!
This is a comment by wellokaythen on the post “Are Husbands Really Assholes? Or Do Their Wives Just Think They Are?”
“If a man destroyed a woman’s genitals and killed her as a result there would be no jokes made about her.”
This is a comment by Jimmy on the post “Cup Check: Woman Crushes Man’s Testicles Resulting in Death”.
Men may feel they’re taking a boot to the groin, but it could be a great way to kick-start the economy.
Adjusting is a critical action throughout a man’s day. You don’t want your balls to get crushed, you don’t want to sit on your balls, you don’t want anything getting too warm/sweaty/itchy/squishy/bumpy/inappropriately erect. Most of my other body parts don’t care too much if I pay attention to them. They are like having lizards for […]
I read ‘The End of Men,’ re-read it, watched the debates, and now watch as it turns into a book. It provoked reflection on what makes me a man, and inevitably, I had to break it down to fundamentals.
Balls belong between your legs, not in a purse. Some guys don’t deserve to carry their own Man Card. We’ve become a society that is comfortable with letting women hang onto men’s balls. Apparently it’s for “safe keeping”, but I don’t buy that shit. Often times these women carry the juevos around in their […]
Why do our signatures all seem to peak sometime during elementary school? Nick Lehr examines some of the best and worst penmanship in the MLB.
Not only is this probably NSFW, it’s probably not for the squeamish.
TSA agents opened up on the blog Flying With Fish about what’s going through their heads while they’re juggling your junk.
We’re having a weenie roast *The Drama Queen comes downstairs before school today and her first words were, “That’s gonna leave a huge hole in the ozone.” Lovely. That’s just how I wanted to start my day. It was a Friday morning back in January and I was scheduled to go see Dr. Snippy Snip. […]