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“If a man destroyed a woman’s genitals and killed her as a result there would be no jokes made about her.”
Adjusting is a critical action throughout a man’s day. You don’t want your balls to get crushed, you don’t want to sit on your balls, you don’t want anything getting too warm/sweaty/itchy/squishy/bumpy/inappropriately erect. Most of my other body parts don’t care too much if I pay attention to them. They are like having lizards for […]
Balls belong between your legs, not in a purse. Some guys don’t deserve to carry their own Man Card. We’ve become a society that is comfortable with letting women hang onto men’s balls. Apparently it’s for “safe keeping”, but I don’t buy that shit. Often times these women carry the juevos around in their […]
TSA agents opened up on the blog Flying With Fish about what’s going through their heads while they’re juggling your junk.
We’re having a weenie roast *The Drama Queen comes downstairs before school today and her first words were, “That’s gonna leave a huge hole in the ozone.” Lovely. That’s just how I wanted to start my day. It was a Friday morning back in January and I was scheduled to go see Dr. Snippy Snip. […]
I said, “Ladies first” and she replied by calling me a pussy. Awesome. I like keeping shit real. It’s how I roll. It’s who I am. It’s how bizness gets done in my world. You see, me and Snoop—we’re just a couple a gangsta’s from the LBC. Seriously. We are. This has nothing to do […]