Who’s stealing Maxim’s audience? According to the Atlantic, we are.
“Any guy named Pee Wee who walks out to Boy George has got to be a pussy. I’m taking the other guy.” It was a long weekend in Williamsville, New York. I don’t mean that we had a school holiday that made it a three-day weekend, I mean that there was a ton of […]
…and there’s no denying, you were crying like a bitch. Godsmack I know it’s Tuesday and this is a Music Monday type of post, but the temperature’s been below freezing and it’s slowed the ideas in my brain. My apologies. When I do a Music Monday post I tell you what a song means to […]
He came back a few minutes later to see if we wanted drinks and D.Q. said, “Yeah. I want an Oreo milkshake, bitch”. It was a little more than a month ago that I dropped my mom and Drama Queen (D.Q.) off at Buffalo Niagara International Airport for a flight to California. My mom had […]
Stuff that pops into my mind and keeps me from falling asleep… A couple years ago I got pulled over by the po po. Dude comes up to my window and asks, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” I responded with, “Because I thought it was yellow and you thought it was red?” […]
I was rocking the argyle and in the 1980’s that may have been enough to push me over the top. The Actress was my first girlfriend and my first breakup. And my second breakup. And possibly my third breakup. I don’t remember for sure if we broke up two times or three times. I was […]