Dear John: Love Her, Hate Her Rhode Island Accent

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An irritating accent, a coworker constantly staring at cleavage, and a confusion about a friend’s expectations.

“As a parent, the thought of our kids flashing other people stops our heart in fear.”

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This is a comment by Andrew Pollon on the post “I Won’t Teach My Daughter It’s Wrong to Flash Her Boobs”.

“I wondered why rejection never triggers the self doubt in my female friends as it does my male friends.”

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This is a comment by Steph and NaHa on the post “The Fourth Meditation On Blind Spots”.

“In my eyes, it’s just a sweet love letter from a man to boobies.”

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This is a comment by eureeka on the post “In Praise of Small-Breasted Women”.

“I’m tired of Hollywood and beer companies saying, ‘Since you’re a man, I know what buttons to push to make money come out.’”

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This is a comment by Random_Stranger on the post “Magic Mike: Something Much Worse than the Objectification of Men”.

Field-testing Toplessness

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What a bare-breasted romp through Central Park can teach us about evolving social attitudes.

“My question is why is it wrong to create games for people who make ‘boob-based purchasing decisions’?”

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This is a comment by Jacobtk on the post “Video Game Critic Draws Hateful Misogynistic Abuse”.

Dude Looks Like A Lady: Living With Man Boobs

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Matt Cornell has gynecomastia, and is tired of feeling ashamed of it.

“I think men would be far less transfixed with nipples if they just saw more.”

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This is a comment by Brian on the post “In Praise of Small Breasted Women”.

Television: Community Returns To NBC Tonight [@nbccommunity]

Troy. Abed. Shirley. Jeff. Brita. Annie. Pierce. Chang. Starburns. Leonard. All back, tonight. Cool cool cool.

Music: Rick Ross’ Moobs

It’s bad enough the brotha has man boobs, but is that Abraham Lincoln tattooed on one of them. We can’t take it, Rick. Get some pasties or something.

I like boobs

I’m just keeping it real, yo…   I make no apologies for the title of this blog post.  Why?  Because I do like boobs.  Duh.  I can think of no other way to describe boobs than to say, “They are beyond rad!!!”     I will take this opportunity to put up a small disclaimer:  [...]

Did You Fall for Glee’s Boob Ploy?

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Glee tried to retain the Super Bowl man-mentum with some smoking boob action.

Jump Around

Word to your moms I came to drop bombs I got more rhymes than the Bible’s got Psalms House of Pain Don’t ask me what it is about this song.  I just like it.  I mean, c’mon—who doesn’t like an Irish-American rap band?  Am I right?   Who’s with me? If you don’t like it, that’s [...]

Back in the game

If you’d like to send me a picture of your boobs I’m willing to take a peek.  If you want feedback I can give you some.  If not, I can just look at the pictures.  It’s your call. Life in the post-Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O.) era has been interesting so far.  I decided to dust [...]

The Breast Milk Revolution

Nobody remembers the breast milk craze.  It has been less than a decade, but already breast milk has passed out of the national consciousness.  We Americans used to drink breast milk the way we screwed around with Rubik’s Cubes, Simon Says handheld games, and Teddy Ruxpins.  But no one drinks breast milk anymore, not even [...]