Dear John: I Can’t Bend That Way

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Do I have to bend into a pretzel to be intimate with him? How can I get him to ditch the basketball t-shirts? Why did I just get dumped via text message?

Facebook Just Got Even Creepier

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A new application allows you to track the relationship statuses of your crushes, sending you alerts when they’re newly single.