How to Pretend You’re from Cleveland

Interested in mingling inconspicuously with the natives from the Mistake by the Lake? Bridget Callahan’s got some can’t-miss tips for you.

What Your Sexy Animal Halloween Costume Says About You

Not sure what that girl in the sexy turtle costume is all about? Bitter know-it-all Bridget Callahan has the answers!

More Realistic Roleplaying Scenarios That Will Spice Up Your Sex Life

Tired of all those fantastic, impossible-to-implement roleplaying scenarios? Bridget Callahan has some more realistic ideas for spicing up your sex life.

Astrology for Bitter Single People Who Don’t Believe in Astrology

Is love in the stars for you? Bitter single person Bridget Callahan has the answers!

Sexual Fantasies I Have About Various Republicans

If Mittens believed in divorce, and got rid of that woman he calls a wife, then he might actually have a shot at winning this election. Which I definitely don’t want him to do, so I guess that makes me a fan of Anne Romney.