How to Pretend You’re from Cleveland

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Interested in mingling inconspicuously with the natives from the Mistake by the Lake? Bridget Callahan’s got some can’t-miss tips for you.

What Your Sexy Animal Halloween Costume Says About You

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Not sure what that girl in the sexy turtle costume is all about? Bitter know-it-all Bridget Callahan has the answers!

More Realistic Roleplaying Scenarios That Will Spice Up Your Sex Life

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Tired of all those fantastic, impossible-to-implement roleplaying scenarios? Bridget Callahan has some more realistic ideas for spicing up your sex life.

Astrology for Bitter Single People Who Don’t Believe in Astrology

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Is love in the stars for you? Bitter single person Bridget Callahan has the answers!

Sexual Fantasies I Have About Various Republicans

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If Mittens believed in divorce, and got rid of that woman he calls a wife, then he might actually have a shot at winning this election. Which I definitely don’t want him to do, so I guess that makes me a fan of Anne Romney.