“Here’s a suggestion: if you don’t know the woman, shut the f*ck up. Tell your mother she has a nice ass.”

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This is a comment by Mike on the post “Why Are Guys So Obsessed With My Butt?”

Control Your Vice, Please. Part 2: Cigarette Butts.

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Kenny Bodanis doesn’t even have a problem with smoking… just littering.

Are You Looking at My Junk?

Front View Boys

People are always staring, gawking, fawning, and panting at our crotches. Behold: the Front View Boys.

The Phone Sex Operator

“Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies.” Old Man Dunphy, Outside Providence I once received a fortune cookie that read, “When you decide to stop searching, only then will you find what your heart desires.”  That sounded a little corny, yet there was a hint of [...]

The Bookstore Chick

So my daughter picks up this woman for me at Barnes and Noble… I think that its hilarious to listen to some single dads complain about their weekend with the kids.  They get all dramatic about this and that and how they were so exhausted and couldn’t wait to get the kids back to their [...]

The Period One

Yeah.  It’s exactly what you’re thinking… She will always be my first.  I don’t remember her name.  Patty seems to come to mind for some reason, but maybe it’s because she was Irish with red hair.  Her name is completely unimportant to this story, because for the last 6 years all anyone has ever called [...]