Some Dos and Don’ts for People Without Kids When Dealing with Their Breeder Friends


You don’t have to be a “kid person” to remain our friends after we have kids, just a “friend person.”

The Chase


Alex Pollack has a history of obsessively pursuing the girls and women he forms crushes on.

Stay and Play: A Guide to Etiquette


You can’t just dump your kids off and start drinking. What do you think this is, the Chuck E. Cheese?

The Ninth Circle of Hell – Dante and the DMV

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Dante has nothing on Jason Greene, who stood in line at the DMV for an entire day… With three kids.

The Bachelor

Dear you, The reason I have carefully chosen to randomly message you is because I am hoping to interest you in an exciting competition that I will be hosting in the near future.  This competition, which is based on the hit television show “The Bachelor,” will consist of the 12 to 15 of you showing […]

10 Things Your Family Can Do Without


8. Chuck E. Cheese:It’s irritating, dirty, the pizza sucks and kids would have more fun with a killer party you put together in your backyard.