Have Yourself A Tacky Christmas: A Carton of Smokes

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It was a banner year at the old Bender family. Smoke up, Johnny.

Why Banning Transfats is Confusing

trans fats

Why pick those 7,000 lives to save?

Dear John: She Wants Him To Have An Affair


A chronic illness prompts a proposal for an affair, a girlfriend who won’t quit smoking, and a friend who stole a work project.

I Played Prison Football and Lived to Write This


A new section of grass opened up an invitation to play some Yard football.

Her Feet of Clay

beauty worship, objectification, psychology of beauty, dating, sex

“We all judge people on their looks. Some of us are just more honest about it.” When Andy Bodle puts a woman on a pedestal for her beauty, the results are predictable.

“People tend to have more success replacing harmful drugs with less harmful drugs than avoiding them all together cold turkey.”


If you’ve ever been addicted to something, were you able to break the addiction completely? Or did you end up just changing the object of your addiction?

Why Smoking Is Banned on Airplanes


A tale of chivalry and danger from the days when airline travelers could smoke on commercial flights.

Fine for Now


The rhythm of Will Flores’ days are too uncomfortable to dance to, even alone.

Smoke in Your Eye


What I felt for her wasn’t love. It was more an addiction.

You’re So Vain, You Probably Wrote This Story About You


What if I told you that the stories you create are more about you than they are about anyone else?

Father’s Day Fiction Special: Their Second Honeymoon

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In part two of the Moustache Club’s (Early) Father’s Day Fiction Special, Oliver Lee Bateman offers a short sketch of a couple planning their second honeymoon.

The History Behind Mad Men Moments


Mad Men gives us a glimpse into yesteryear by using accurate historical themes.

The Smoker

The Smoker

Miranda Lambert: Role Model?


She drinks, she smokes, she talks shit, and she’s setting a great example for our daughters.

Tuna helper and other white trash food

TweetIf you wash it down with cigarettes and generic vodka, it’s white trash food.           I have great friends.  I tend to get some great inspiration from The Muse, but from time to time, my inspiration comes from elsewhere.  Like this post. My friend Liz inspired this post with her stories […]

Guestpost #3: Myles Valentin – Ten things I've learned from Watching La Liga (Spanish soccer)

TweetMyles Valentin is the co-founder of the blog turned best-selling book Stuff White People Like. He uses the money from it to bet on Spanish soccer. He loves Lionel Messi and appreciates the handsomeness of Cristiano Ronaldo in a non-sexual way. While this is a word blog and not a pic blog, Myles would like […]