Six Creepy Assumptions In “Five Things Men Do To Ruin Their Own Sex Lives”

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Noah Brand responds, point by point, to a recent Cracked article that provides relationship advice for some kind of disturbing alternate world.

Apparently I’m a Man

Apparently I am a single man! Now, regular readers will be thinking “wait, we’ve been referring to you as ‘zie’ this whole time in vain and we can actually just use he?” And assholes will be all “you still have a vulva rancid kebab, slut!” And everyone will be all “you are dating multiple people […]

Cracked.com on Misogyny

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Ozy Frantz takes down a humor article that tries to be forward-thinking on gender issues and ends up the butt of its own joke.

Advertising Sins: From Cracked!

Via Cracked, we have the five most insulting ways products are advertised to men. I’m going to assume you’ve gone over there and read the article, on account of my article will be far more boring and lacking in dick jokes. (Also, less ableist, so go me.)

Cracked on Misogyny

Hat tip to Psychonomics. TW for brief mentions of rape. Cracked has recently presented an article about the five ways modern men are trained to hate women, as part of its latest bid to be Feministe’s more ableist, more prone to dick jokes little brother. Seriously, what is it with Cracked and social justice these […]

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Gillete safety razor

Yes, this was an actual ad. And no, it’s not the worst one we’ve seen.

Did the Fanny Pack Come with the Rocket Launcher?

Check out cracked.com for all ten “Moments of Spontaneous Badassery.”