$1 pregnancy tests

“If you used our condoms, go ahead and assume you are pregnant.” I just returned from the Dollar Tree store near my house.  My neighbor asked if Drama Queen and I wanted to ride with her and I said, “Sure.”  Little did I know that I would emerge from the store with this blog post. [...]

The reunion

He came back a few minutes later to see if we wanted drinks and D.Q. said, “Yeah.  I want an Oreo milkshake, bitch”. It was a little more than a month ago that I dropped my mom and Drama Queen (D.Q.) off at Buffalo Niagara International Airport for a flight to California.  My mom had [...]