I wanted to leap out of my chair and dance within ten seconds: the viral meme has nothing on the original dance.
This is a mad-capped, in-the-tradition-of-modern-art depiction of a notice I received from my bank, Wells Fargo, telling me that my account had, imagine, been inexplicably compromised, but through the bank’s humble, heroic and unremunerated efforts, no one was able to pilfer from me the $4.27 I keep in my checking account, so that I might feel secure.
Soon a manager Bulbous watermelon butt another obese American Working in Starbuck’s for $7.25 an hour The civilization shall fall like the Roman Empire’s Emperor to Al Qaeda if we stop fighting In Afghanistan and somewhere in Africa Where the vermin fornicate at night in their odd Indian chief turbans and reproduce more Of [...]
The mooose I was interested in both their strangenesses they Were young like Pocahontas I asked one to look at Me in her Cinderella little Glass slippers which were forever silver with black buttons at the toe. She did Not notice, or askance. The other turned away sipping drink drink from her Starbucks latte [...]