Half the Men Who’ve Ever Lived Did Not Reproduce

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Andy Bodle thought being a redhead would keep him a virgin forever, until Boris Becker won the 1985 Wimbledon and gave gingers a second chance.

My Bloody Valentine [1997]

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Andy Bodle meets the girl of his dreams at a comedy gig, but what he learns about her grows increasingly disturbing.

Impossibly Awkward Conversation

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Oliver Lee Bateman admits that this may not be exactly how the conversation went, but it is exactly how it felt to him.

Another Impossibly Awkward Conversation

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In the follow-up to his original “Awkward Conversation,” Oliver Lee Bateman offers a disturbing example of a man who refuses to commit.

In Defense of the One-Night Stand

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Sex with a stranger can be about desire, but it may say nothing about where one’s heart lies.

Name That Girl

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Jamie Reidy confesses how he messed up his one opportunity to fulfill a life-long sexual fantasy.

The Fakir

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Jackie Summers offers inspiring Valentine’s Day advice for would-be Cupids.

The ‘Check Please’ Moment

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He may be a dating expert, but on one first date, Jackie Summers discovered that there is only so much sh*t he can take.

Sleeping Over

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Chris Wiewiora remembers the first morning he woke up next to a woman.

Counting Trains

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Timothy Stobierski muses on how his worst date somehow turned into his best.

Googling Peter

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Totally Tyler was shocked to find out the seemingly innocent teacher he was on a date with had a secret identity.