Ketchup Crimes and Talking Chihuahuas

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Is there really nothing left to steal? Nothing at all except for 21 tons of ketchup and mustard. An all-larceny Dudes in the News spectacular.

By Horse or By Steamroller

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Dudes this week highlights some drunken, ill-advised methods of transportation.

Masked Men Ditch Donuts

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This week’s Dudes reveals that burglary, like so many other things, is a skill best left to the adults.

A Pound of Coin

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This week’s Dudes decodes the real worth of the right-wing all-stars, as well as the usual suspects. In pennies.

The Perils of the Pocket-Dial

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More mischief from misunderstood men in this week’s Dudes in the News.

Man’s Ebbs and Floes

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Summer is approaching, and this week’s “Dudes” is awash with seasonal shenanigans. Read on for stories about “kind of stupid” guys getting wet.

The Blotto Blotter

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Our weekly roundup of cockeyed criminality continues, this time with extra inebriety.

How Do You Figure?

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Never formulaic—but always punctual—this week’s roundup of wacky news features stupid criminals failing to do the math.

Behold! The Pickled Penis

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Practically impervious to petering out, our weekly issues of wacky news continue, this time with alliteration.

Suckin’ Quarters and Shuttling Corpses

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Our weekly illustrated chronicle of wacky, dude-based news items continues, this time with a guy vacuuming quarters out of washing machines and a stinky shotgun corpse.

The 17-Toilet Protest

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… and more noble, just, and otherwise unerringly virtuous acts from God’s most glorious creation: dudes.

Purloined Prophylactics and Plucked Ducks

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More gratuitous, mean-spirited male-bashing from our eccentrically hilarious news-chronicler, Dave Ford.

Naked Quad Run Alternatives

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Irresponsible ninja dads, officer-impersonating youngsters, and your weekly dose of stupid bank robbers. It’s Dudes in the News—Ya Heard?

How to Trap Yourself in a Bank Vault

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Also: How not to join the mile-high club, how to compose an effective note for a silent bank robbery, and how to punch a teenage girl in the face.

Uphill Skiing and a Sock Full of Drugs

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This week’s Dudes in the News: a brazen elderly skier, art-hating municipal employees, and a different kind of drug dog.

High-School Wrestlers Bash Roadside Raccoon

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More stupid criminals—and the merely criminally stupid—in this week’s Dudes in the News.