Is there really nothing left to steal? Nothing at all except for 21 tons of ketchup and mustard. An all-larceny Dudes in the News spectacular.
By Horse or By Steamroller
June 25, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dudes this week highlights some drunken, ill-advised methods of transportation.
Masked Men Ditch Donuts
June 16, 2011 By 1 Comment
This week’s Dudes reveals that burglary, like so many other things, is a skill best left to the adults.
A Pound of Coin
June 9, 2011 By 5 Comments
This week’s Dudes decodes the real worth of the right-wing all-stars, as well as the usual suspects. In pennies.
The Perils of the Pocket-Dial
June 2, 2011 By 4 Comments
More mischief from misunderstood men in this week’s Dudes in the News.
Man’s Ebbs and Floes
May 26, 2011 By 5 Comments
Summer is approaching, and this week’s “Dudes” is awash with seasonal shenanigans. Read on for stories about “kind of stupid” guys getting wet.
The Blotto Blotter
May 5, 2011 By 5 Comments
Our weekly roundup of cockeyed criminality continues, this time with extra inebriety.
How Do You Figure?
April 28, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Never formulaic—but always punctual—this week’s roundup of wacky news features stupid criminals failing to do the math.
Behold! The Pickled Penis
April 21, 2011 By 1 Comment
Practically impervious to petering out, our weekly issues of wacky news continue, this time with alliteration.
Suckin’ Quarters and Shuttling Corpses
April 14, 2011 By 8 Comments
Our weekly illustrated chronicle of wacky, dude-based news items continues, this time with a guy vacuuming quarters out of washing machines and a stinky shotgun corpse.
The 17-Toilet Protest
April 7, 2011 By 1 Comment
… and more noble, just, and otherwise unerringly virtuous acts from God’s most glorious creation: dudes.
Purloined Prophylactics and Plucked Ducks
March 31, 2011 By 5 Comments
More gratuitous, mean-spirited male-bashing from our eccentrically hilarious news-chronicler, Dave Ford.
Naked Quad Run Alternatives
March 24, 2011 By 10 Comments
Irresponsible ninja dads, officer-impersonating youngsters, and your weekly dose of stupid bank robbers. It’s Dudes in the News—Ya Heard?
How to Trap Yourself in a Bank Vault
March 17, 2011 By 3 Comments
Also: How not to join the mile-high club, how to compose an effective note for a silent bank robbery, and how to punch a teenage girl in the face.
Uphill Skiing and a Sock Full of Drugs
February 24, 2011 By 1 Comment
This week’s Dudes in the News: a brazen elderly skier, art-hating municipal employees, and a different kind of drug dog.
High-School Wrestlers Bash Roadside Raccoon
February 17, 2011 By 3 Comments
More stupid criminals—and the merely criminally stupid—in this week’s Dudes in the News.
Vocalyze
“When I was in a men’s group in 1972, I distinctly remember feeling edgy when we would hug.”
“My son and daughter keep reminding me that things are changing.” The times they are a changin’ (comment and Marco Magnani video cover of Bob Dylan song.)