You’ll Need 100K Signatures to Get Your AT-AT Petition Into the White House

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More bad news from the White House: You will now need 100,000 signatures to have your We The People campaign considered.

Bad News: The White House Will Not Be Building a Death Star

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First, the USA doesn’t want to blow up planets. Second, $850 quadrillion is a bit pricey. Also – a sexy photo of Chewbacca.

Luke and Leia Had Sex

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And I can prove it.