The Dick-tionary

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Think you know the difference between an asshole and a douchebag? Your guide to understanding insults leveled at guys.

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The ‘Douchification’ of the American Man

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“I’d rather jam honey up my culo and squat on a fire ant hill than hang out with the Millionaire Matchmaker.”

Happy Festivus

It’s Festivus… for the rest of us! It’s simply the best Effing holiday of the year.  Seriously.  I first became aware of Festivus at the same time many of you did.  It was December 18, 1997 and I was watching Seinfeld.  Frank Costanza was explaining the origins of the holiday to Kramer, who of course [...]

Poker and Jerry Springer

I feel like Ghandi.  When did poker become Jerry Springer? Not being able to sleep last night, I decided to fire up the Macbook and played a little online poker. I normally roll into Full Tilt to play because the players are generally pretty cool.  That and it’s about the only one I can play [...]

Haters suck

Hater—A person that simply cannot be happy for another person’s success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person. www.urbandictionary.com I have a friend who is currently being stalked on Twitter.  This person’s ex is using it to find info about them & has even gone as [...]

Tailgating in Oaktown

It’s about hanging with your friends, having fun and mocking the shit out of opposing fans In 1995 my beloved Raiders moved back to Oakland at approximately the same time Baby Mama and I moved to Concord, about 20 minutes away.  My friends Patrick and Jeff were huge Raiders fans as well and we bought [...]

Losing my religion

Every whisper Of every waking hour I’m Choosing my confessions Michael Stipe, R.E.M. God is cool.  I totally dig the G-man and his son J-doG.  I guarantee that at least half of you are at this very moment calling me a crass douchebag and preparing to close this window. If that’s what you want to [...]