Why Disney Characters and Superheroes Are Usually Orphans

PrincessFaces

Marc Oromaner explores why our childhood heroes had to lose their parents before achieving glory, and why we must do the same as grown men.

Hand over your man card

Balls belong between your legs, not in  a purse.   Some guys don’t deserve to carry their own Man Card.  We’ve become a society that is comfortable with letting women hang onto men’s balls.  Apparently it’s for “safe keeping”, but I don’t buy that shit. Often times these women carry the juevos around in their [...]

A royal headache

They could call it God Blessed the Queen…             Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit about the Royal Wedding?  I know very few things about the Royal Family, but here is what I do know (from the groom’s perspective). Your dad is a big-eared moron. Your [...]